mocha
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Post by mocha on May 6, 2005 13:55:00 GMT
Kwanza i hear that if the thing is too big u can sh*t!! Literally! ;D ;D aaaiiiii.....unless he is in ur @$$.....me dont fink so!
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mocha
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Post by mocha on May 6, 2005 13:57:59 GMT
BTW..80% of the men out there DONT know how to finger!! tru dat.............telling them, do this and do that. mpaka you become a verbal manual on how he should use is fingers to satisfy you. thank Sir G, mr mocha has no such problem, i just lay back and enjoy! ;D ;D
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Post by """"""" on May 6, 2005 14:19:29 GMT
tru dat.............telling them, do this and do that. mpaka you become a verbal manual on how he should use is fingers to satisfy you. thank Sir G, mr mocha has no such problem, i just lay back and enjoy! ;D ;D aiii these praises are too much, this mr mocha has got to be a figment of ur imagination, make that wet dreams actually..ive never heard a mama praise her boyfie like u do..i bet he is a member of this forum and u r just caressing his ego is it foots..lol.. wewe wacha zako, remember treat em mean, keep em keen..btw i have a swali, have u ever heard of the magic stick..it tightens up ur sh*t and is a plan and have u ever used the rabbit ? ;D
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Post by pichez on May 6, 2005 14:20:00 GMT
aaaiiiii.....unless he is in ur @$$.....me dont fink so! Haki its true!! I've heard it from my men buddies! Can u imagine the awkwardness afterwards ;D Do u start cleaning or does he or do lenga it, do u pretend it wasnt u or do chill for him to go to the loo to chuck his condom and u grab ua skirt and runnnn? LMAO!
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Post by """"""" on May 6, 2005 14:39:23 GMT
Haki its true!! I've heard it from my men buddies! Can u imagine the awkwardness afterwards ;D Do u start cleaning or does he or do lenga it, do u pretend it wasnt u or do chill for him to go to the loo to chuck his condom and u grab ua skirt and runnnn? LMAO! lol..thats a tricky one..I saw this episode of embarrasing sexcapades and this mama sh*t in the bed, i think she was either too drunk ama it was too much for her..anyway she was mortified coz it was a night stand so she moved the jamaa to her side and she slept on his side, so when he amkad in the morning and saw what hed dropped, she just played along and needless to say never saw him again...i loved that programme it was educational and entertaining..as in did u know a shuma can break..yep as in snap into two and the uncut ones can tear..ati the blood that chucks is unbelievable..
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mocha
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Post by mocha on May 6, 2005 15:44:12 GMT
aiii these praises are too much, this mr mocha has got to be a figment of ur imagination, make that wet dreams actually..ive never heard a mama praise her boyfie like u do..i bet he is a member of this forum and u r just caressing his ego is it foots..lol.. wewe wacha zako, remember treat em mean, keep em keen..btw i have a swali, have u ever heard of the magic stick..it tightens up ur sh*t and is a plan and have u ever used the rabbit ? ;D LOL ;D ;D """""""......how did you manage to sus' me out about mr mocha! lol....cant a gal wish for a perfect jamaa. kwani you are keeping notes on what i sema about mr mocha? ala, while am 'flicking my bean', i might as well do it in the 'presence' of 'mr mocha'! ;D you get me!
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msjones
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Post by msjones on May 9, 2005 8:55:18 GMT
msjones lol..thats so mean..what if he is the greatest guy and the best boyfie she's ever had..kenyangal, have u every heard of oriental shrinking maguta..it does as the name says, whether ur boyfie will let u shrink his mushuma is another storo..i suggest handcuffs and gagging him.... ;D i'm not being mean imagine everytime they have to make out start thinking about the pain yaani you must love thyself ama
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msjones
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Post by msjones on May 9, 2005 9:00:10 GMT
LOL ;D ;D """""""......how did you manage to sus' me out about mr mocha! lol....cant a gal wish for a perfect jamaa. kwani you are keeping notes on what i sema about mr mocha? ala, while am 'flicking my bean', i might as well do it in the 'presence' of 'mr mocha'! ;D you get me! ukweli lakini mocha me too has noticed only i wish i was the one , dangerously in love
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Post by """"""" on May 9, 2005 12:54:08 GMT
ukweli lakini mocha me too has noticed only i wish i was the one , dangerously in love dangerously in love (oh oh oh oh onana…lol I reckon im kinda bored) nothing..kwani what does this dude have or does that elicits such praise..can he lick his eyebrows ama does his tie his mushuma around his waist for convenience if no to the above then what ;D
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Post by wantai on Aug 14, 2005 20:05:11 GMT
the wanting to pee after has nada to do with size, its the pressure from the girl thingyl wall onto the bladder wall making the bladder think it needs to empty even thought he bladder sio full.
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