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Post by kenyangal on May 4, 2005 13:25:38 GMT
hey- iz ow people- i have a disturbing query- how do you tell a guy that he is umizaing your pudesh everytime you do it? especially if he is HUGE???
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Post by """"""" on May 4, 2005 13:57:39 GMT
hey- iz ow people- i have a disturbing query- how do you tell a guy that he is umizaing your pudesh everytime you do it? especially if he is HUGE??? errmm..u dont..just give him my number..lakini seriously painful strokes are not a plan and contrary to popular belief bigger isnt better..or wachana na biggie..no-one wants their kidneys to be shifted...i think u shd spk to said boyfie and tell him to be gentle and take his time mpaka u relax coz the pudesh is a muscle so can be easily manipulated to accomodate all sizes and shapes..also andika ky-jelly next to milk and bread on the shopping list and grab some when next in tesco..u might want to late at night, and go with boyfie, itll be a laugh..those two suggestions shd help lakini if they dont..tafadhali slid his number huku... ;D
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Post by mocha on May 4, 2005 15:35:19 GMT
hey- iz ow people- i have a disturbing query- how do you tell a guy that he is umizaing your pudesh everytime you do it? especially if he is HUGE??? like """"""" semad...................big is not necessarily good. having a jamaa who is huge and a sore pudesh after the bumping and grindin', is not a plan . kwanza when you have to pee.....OUCH ! tell the jamaa the deal. if he is into your vibe, he will understand. i had a similar problem. so i took matters into my own hands and went to boots, nunuad Durex lub (it is nice....works vizuri) and started using it immediately. jamaa never complained, coz it was easy for him to slide it in bila me whincing. and the sex was good from then on. in case you were wondering """"""".........si current mr mocha. he fits like a glove. kwanza, that is so perfect, that we both kuja at the same time ;D !
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Post by """"""" on May 5, 2005 10:00:01 GMT
like """"""" semad...................big is not necessarily good. having a jamaa who is huge and a sore pudesh after the bumping and grindin', is not a plan . kwanza when you have to pee.....OUCH ! tell the jamaa the deal. if he is into your vibe, he will understand. i had a similar problem. so i took matters into my own hands and went to boots, nunuad Durex lub (it is nice....works vizuri) and started using it immediately. jamaa never complained, coz it was easy for him to slide it in bila me whincing. and the sex was good from then on. in case you were wondering """"""".........si current mr mocha. he fits like a glove. kwanza, that is so perfect, that we both kuja at the same time ;D ! looool..slide ? waaa..so much detail..parental guidance tafadhali wld be a plan...think of the shundren..akina kirk..lol..but thats some sound advice chica, our lil kenyagal shd now be sorted and will handle that shuma like a soldier tee hee, lakini if its too much then he has to bounce, did u ever watch that sex in the city episode where that guy was too big for samantha and she cldnt hanzu..even after she smoked kidogo weed..hey thats an idea kenyangal watching that episode not weed i mean..(ahem!!).....lakini any if u chuck any lil kenyankids as a result of what ive semad...i take no responsibility..woi mocha can u imagine that post.. ;D
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Post by msjones on May 5, 2005 13:35:01 GMT
hey- iz ow people- i have a disturbing query- how do you tell a guy that he is umizaing your pudesh everytime you do it? especially if he is HUGE??? wachana na ye kwani it is the only shuma in that place you live
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Post by """"""" on May 5, 2005 13:53:50 GMT
wachana na ye kwani it is the only shuma in that place you live msjones lol..thats so mean..what if he is the greatest guy and the best boyfie she's ever had..kenyangal, have u every heard of oriental shrinking maguta..it does as the name says, whether ur boyfie will let u shrink his mushuma is another storo..i suggest handcuffs and gagging him.... ;D
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Post by mocha on May 5, 2005 13:59:17 GMT
msjones lol..thats so mean..what if he is the greatest guy and the best boyfie she's ever had..kenyangal, have u every heard of oriental shrinking maguta..it does as the name says, whether ur boyfie will let u shrink his mushuma is another storo..i suggest handcuffs and gagging him.... ;D LMAO """"""".............how will handcuffing and gagging the guy make his shuma less painful or shrink. gal, you gat jokes! ;D ;D
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Post by """"""" on May 5, 2005 14:07:46 GMT
LMAO """"""".............how will handcuffing and gagging the guy make his shuma less painful or shrink. gal, you gat jokes! ;D ;D Chief seeing as 90% of guys have an average size of 6inches..a guy who is swinging a pendulum between his thighs will never let a mama do something that will shrink his twig...i cant see her applying that cream without him kicking and screaming so thats why i say..slap on the handcuffs and gag and maybe a blindfold..tell him she wants to try something new..reach over, grab the cream and get to shrinking..if mr mocha semad he preffered small boobies and had a cream that cld shrink urs wld u let him ? iz bilaz...lakini i have to say that this is an interesting dilema..not the kawa one of he is too small...lol..bet we've all been there..
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Post by mocha on May 5, 2005 15:31:10 GMT
Chief seeing as 90% of guys have an average size of 6inches..a guy who is swinging a pendulum between his thighs will never let a mama do something that will shrink his twig...i cant see her applying that cream without him kicking and screaming so thats why i say..slap on the handcuffs and gag and maybe a blindfold..tell him she wants to try something new..reach over, grab the cream and get to shrinking..if mr mocha semad he preffered small boobies and had a cream that cld shrink urs wld u let him ? iz bilaz...lakini i have to say that this is an interesting dilema..not the kawa one of he is too small...lol..bet we've all been there.. LMAO @ swinging a pendulum! ;D as for the gagging and handcuffs..........i now nyita!
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Post by pichez on May 6, 2005 12:52:22 GMT
Haki u chicdees are soo funny!! hehehehe
""""""" lakini whats the point of buying the ky-jell coz the problem is not friction its that the mushuma is HUGE!! So even if it slides in vizuri its huge its huge and it'll still hurt! Once i had this jamaa who had a huge thing, and the sex was tamu sana until the point when i wud cumm!! Then it would be very painful coz he wud get even more excited when am cumming and he pumps harder and deeper and that sh*t is not funny after you've already cumm!!
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Post by pichez on May 6, 2005 12:53:46 GMT
Kwanza i hear that if the thing is too big u can sh*t!! Literally! ;D ;D
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Post by """"""" on May 6, 2005 13:02:04 GMT
lol..pichez u never cease to amuse, educate and horrify me all at the same time..but i reckon jelly might help although it wont solve this mamas probles which is why i said if she cant hanzu then i run a home for unwanted shumas and will make sure this one is well taken care of..kwanza ill give it my personal attention..lol..but i think its a matter of time and practise until her pudesh curves in a way thatll accommodate said shuma..now my swali is do u think size matters..is a case of its not the size of the wave but the motion of the ocean.. ;D
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Post by pichez on May 6, 2005 13:24:02 GMT
lol..pichez u never cease to amuse, educate and horrify me all at the same time..but i reckon jelly might help although it wont solve this mamas probles which is why i said if she cant hanzu then i run a home for unwanted shumas and will make sure this one is well taken care of..kwanza ill give it my personal attention..lol..but i think its a matter of time and practise until her pudesh curves in a way thatll accommodate said shuma..now my swali is do u think size matters..is a case of its not the size of the wave but the motion of the ocean.. ;D I think that if you're used to f* ucking a jamaa who has a huge d ick, ua punani expands as well Lol!! """"""" ebu clarify this for us coz am sure u've been there done that! ;D Size definately matters..though some jamaas have big d icks {in a good way} but are crap in bed!! However, if God didnt bless u in that department, u can always use ua finger or even better ua tongue!! BTW..80% of the men out there DONT know how to finger!!
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Post by """"""" on May 6, 2005 13:52:26 GMT
I think that if you're used to f* ucking a jamaa who has a huge d ick, ua punani expands as well Lol!! """"""" ebu clarify this for us coz am sure u've been there done that! ;D Size definately matters..though some jamaas have big d icks {in a good way} but are crap in bed!! However, if God didnt bless u in that department, u can always use ua finger or even better ua tongue!! BTW..80% of the men out there DONT know how to finger!! Lol..kweli its friday mpaka u even have statistics..sawa make that 90% and even then dont expect much fromt the other 10%..which is sad coz done properly its a plan..and what do u mean i clarify coz ive been there..lol..lakini its true, i have been there and have dont that and it was a catch-22 situation, as in on one hand he was very well endowed and i mean very well and plus it was thick...waaa..lakini the first few times was a mission and i had to grit my teeth and take it like a soldier..but then si after asking pals i was ku-shown to just relax and after a while it wld be sawa and it was, but peeing was a b*tch and thats why the jelly is a must..best mushuma that lakini he had too much attitude and had to go..lol..and the pudesh wont become a wind vane if u do that ka excercise so fyi .lakini id rather have a hung dude who is crap in bed than one with a small shuma that cant do jack for u..his personality wld have to be sterling and even then and i know i sound shallow lakini i wldnt stay around for long..and most women wldnt whether or not theyll ever admit it publicly is another thang..and i dont agree..fingers and a tongue cant take the place of a >8inch shuma.. ;D
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Post by mocha on May 6, 2005 13:54:04 GMT
Haki u chicdees are soo funny!! hehehehe .....get even more excited when am cumming and he pumps harder and deeper and that sh*t is not funny after you've already cumm!! LOL.........went thru this with my ex. aki the pain was wawawawawa ! to make things worse, i used to want to pee after
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