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Post by odhiambo on Aug 16, 2005 10:24:50 GMT
WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!
And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! Oh, and before we forget … "Whatever" ...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
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Post by shykoh on Aug 16, 2005 10:28:26 GMT
Lol! d**n true.
Odhis..I can see that woman in your life is teaching you the laydee tricks!
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Post by odhiambo on Aug 16, 2005 10:29:36 GMT
Shykoh!!!!
'Whatever.'
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Post by shykoh on Aug 16, 2005 10:34:08 GMT
Odhiambo, that only makes sense when a woman is using it! tsk, tsk, tsk
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Post by pichez on Aug 17, 2005 13:27:21 GMT
Be nice now Lol!...That is soo true thou' about women!!..what difficult creatures we are! But i looove being a woman..
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Post by Qute on Aug 17, 2005 18:37:34 GMT
Tehehehe...and more!
Imagine how much work Men have? its not fair...Gentlemen...do u agree with this? It's really not difficult to make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:
1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynaecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organiser 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly 45. love shopping 46. be honest 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes FINALLY, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes To make a man happy, a woman should:
1. leave him in peace the rest of the time!
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Post by odhiambo on Aug 19, 2005 16:28:59 GMT
Qute..I love the way it has all ended..........Leave the man in peace the rest of the time, what other time is there after all that??
Hebu delete that thing Qute, you will be giving my mrs. and all the others ideas
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Post by Qute on Aug 22, 2005 19:58:12 GMT
Odhiambo i could delete it but its a natural thing, not acquired...Tehehehehe so dont even worry that your missus and other females will come across it and adopt whatever is written coz its already in them! ;D
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Post by jodecciunlimitedd on Aug 23, 2005 10:31:49 GMT
In them my head. women compromise too easily
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Karyna
New Kid on the Block
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Post by Karyna on Aug 31, 2005 8:33:22 GMT
Just one statement guys...MEN!!!!! I feel like a woman!!!!!!
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Post by shykoh on Sept 1, 2005 15:28:50 GMT
Karyna, you feel like a woman. I was told that the statement means that you would like to have a woman!! I know but it's American speech translated in to Queens English
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Post by odhiambo on Sept 14, 2005 14:29:36 GMT
d**n right! feel like a woman means you are a lesbian
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Karyna
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Post by Karyna on Mar 15, 2006 21:00:37 GMT
HMMMMM..... I'm getting ideas......
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laz123
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Post by laz123 on Apr 3, 2006 13:09:04 GMT
I think she means women are light years ahead of men... so much so... that she's getting tired of men...
Is it?
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BettyBoo
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frankly my dear, I don't give a d**n .......
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Post by BettyBoo on Apr 3, 2006 19:11:19 GMT
WORDS WOMEN USE FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her davise standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology! And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! Oh, and before we forget … "Whatever" ...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU! eeeee! Odhis kumbe you are a man of hidden talents? you will go far ;D
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