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Post by pichez on Apr 21, 2005 12:13:36 GMT
Haki ur evil! How could you tell the guy you 'split up' even after knowing his paranoia? Lol! I can juz see him now..Pliz baby dont leave me..{tears rolling down the cheeks!}..i promise i'll be good..i wont take u for granted again..I'll never call you a biatch again and so on and so forth {That's what i used to get anyway} I could handle the tears, but what i couldn't deal with was when the guy became suicidal!! I don't know if any of you has ever dated a suicidal freak but that is the scariest sh*t ever!!
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Post by """"""" on Apr 21, 2005 12:30:18 GMT
Haki ur evil! How could you tell the guy you 'split up' even after knowing his paranoia? Lol! I can juz see him now..Pliz baby dont leave me..{tears rolling down the cheeks!}..i promise i'll be good..i wont take u for granted again..I'll never call you a biatch again and so on and so forth {That's what i used to get anyway} I could handle the tears, but what i couldn't deal with was when the guy became suicidal!! I don't know if any of you has ever dated a suicidal freak but that is the scariest sh*t ever!! no boyfie past and present has ever called me a b*tch and i can guarantee itll never happen..b*tch ni ile mama yako alizaa..oh helllll noooo... what i used to get was i dont know how ill live without u, u r my everything, my heart and my soul, i need u and i love u...nyeff nyeff..blah blah..lick it, stick it and post it to someone who gives a sh*t is what i used to think..lol...and yes this guy used to hint that hed off himself if i left him and at first i was scared and wld treat him like the proverbial kayai...u know breakfast in bed, his sh*t was laundered and ironed, food and azz on tap, until one day i stopped n thot u blackmailing thingy, wtf am i doing ? thats when i left his azz..fr*ggin men..
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Post by kirkydumf on Apr 21, 2005 14:18:32 GMT
Lol Kirk, I can see you're still sleeping! Dreaming that is..You think a few crocodile tears wud make me unleash pudesh that easily..{Eti onja my pawpaw kidogo Lol!} Kwanza i don't like men who cry..There was this ex of mine who used to cry nikimshow namdump!! I bought it afew times before i discovered they were crocodile tears..since then i cant stand a cry baby!! But i think i would like to see you crying over my pudesh hehehe..But of course i wudn't unleash! By the way ebu toboa what cut btwn you and """"""" coz man is she on your case!! I suggested that she katiad you and you lengad the vibe but she bit my head off so maybe you can shed some light on the matter.. @""""""".. I AM Sensible and kind hearted and all the other nice things that kirk will continue to say about me so DEAL WITH IT GAL!! see I knew you were like that atleast used to be...."There was this ex of mine who used to cry nikimshow namdump!! ..There was this ex of mine who used to cry nikimshow namdump!! I bought it afew times before i discovered they were crocodile tears..since then i cant stand a cry baby!! But i think i would like to see you crying over my pudesh hehehe..But ..since then i cant stand a cry baby!! " Old habits die hard. I bet you would unleash if some on planks you properly! About *****, she just smokes bad shyte thats all. She made Jodaci commit suicide!
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Post by """"""" on Apr 21, 2005 14:28:00 GMT
see I knew you were like that atleast used to be...."There was this ex of mine who used to cry nikimshow namdump!! ..There was this ex of mine who used to cry nikimshow namdump!! I bought it afew times before i discovered they were crocodile tears..since then i cant stand a cry baby!! But i think i would like to see you crying over my pudesh hehehe..But ..since then i cant stand a cry baby!! " Old habits die hard. I bet you would unleash if some on planks you properly! About *****, she just smokes bad shyte thats all. She made Jodaci commit suicide! Im going to assume u mean jodecci…ati jodaci kwani u r a jeng with a homa..and sindio, I keep telling u im skilled like that..and i see u r still hounding that pudesh..golly its like a puppy with a bone..pichez pls..save the boy from a dreadful case of the blue balls and toss him a crumb from mr pichez’s table..kirk open wide and aaahhhh…bwahahahaha…
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Post by pichez on Apr 21, 2005 14:31:49 GMT
see I knew you were like that atleast used to be...."There was this ex of mine who used to cry nikimshow namdump!! ..There was this ex of mine who used to cry nikimshow namdump!! I bought it afew times before i discovered they were crocodile tears..since then i cant stand a cry baby!! But i think i would like to see you crying over my pudesh hehehe..But ..since then i cant stand a cry baby!! " Old habits die hard. I bet you would unleash if some on planks you properly! About *****, she just smokes bad shyte thats all. She made Jodaci commit suicide! Key word here; EX; Which means i had already unleashed pudesh before he became a cry baby. Anyway i wud rather a guy ombas me vizuri instead of stupid planks coz after all it might backfire on him....
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Post by kirkydumf on Apr 21, 2005 14:39:13 GMT
Im going to assume u mean jodecci…ati jodaci kwani u r a jeng with a homa..and sindio, I keep telling u im skilled like that..and i see u r still hounding that pudesh..golly its like a puppy with a bone..pichez pls..save the boy from a dreadful case of the blue balls and toss him a crumb from mr pichez’s table..kirk open wide and aaahhhh…bwahahahaha… ok you keep saying how pudesh starved I am. You make me wanna tell how much pudesh I have but I dont kiss and tell.... so I'll just let it be. One comment tho. I can have pudesh all nite and act like I never had any the very next day. Nothing wrong with flirting.
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Post by kirkydumf on Apr 21, 2005 14:43:09 GMT
Key word here; EX; Which means i had already unleashed pudesh before he became a cry baby. Anyway i wud rather a guy ombas me vizuri instead of stupid planks coz after all it might backfire on him.... True that. Crying may not mean exactly that. It could be lovey dovey kind of thing just to get some. A horny guy will promise the world just to get some.
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Post by pichez on Apr 21, 2005 14:49:22 GMT
True that. Crying may not mean exactly that. It could be lovey dovey kind of thing just to get some. A horny guy will promise the world just to get some. So ebu tell us one of those lies you men tell chics juz to get some...
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Post by mocha on Apr 21, 2005 14:52:43 GMT
So ebu tell us one of those lies you men tell chics juz to get some... A classic .................. I LOVE YOU! and you only just met!
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Post by kirkydumf on Apr 21, 2005 15:07:12 GMT
A classic .................. I LOVE YOU! and you only just met! well, more that jst love...most gals will not accept that alone. You have to include other vocabularies like you are ready to settle down, which implies you just dont want some and go...Words work magic but actions speak louder. You listen to gal speaking and learn her problems. if you can solve them, you got a key to her heart and other good places on her body
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Post by mocha on Apr 21, 2005 15:13:56 GMT
well, more that jst love...most gals will not accept that alone. You have to include other vocabularies like you are ready to settle down, which implies you just dont want some and go...Words work magic but actions speak louder. You listen to gal speaking and learn her problems. if you can solve them, you got a key to her heart and other good places on her body KIRK.......seems you have done this alot! aki i pity those mamaz ! am glad am not in your firing line ;D!
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Post by kirkydumf on Apr 21, 2005 15:16:51 GMT
KIRK.......seems you have done this alot! aki i pity those mamaz ! am glad am not in your firing line ;D! what can one do if every little thing you do have to have strings attached? How about gals who borrow you money with no intention of paying back? You wanna spend a weekend together and she says she got to work cuz she need this one outfit. Wacha u let her go to work overtime for the dress! she will turn you down when you need something. But you are supposed to say, "just how much is the dress?" and pay for it. Woman pull they planks too. Ama? But its not always like that. I hate gals who wear pants all the time. Trousers they are. In that case I can buy what I like without been lured to do it.
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Post by """"""" on Apr 21, 2005 17:29:39 GMT
what can one do if every little thing you do have to have strings attached? How about gals who borrow you money with no intention of paying back? You wanna spend a weekend together and she says she got to work cuz she need this one outfit. Wacha u let her go to work overtime for the dress! she will turn you down when you need something. But you are supposed to say, "just how much is the dress?" and pay for it. Woman pull they planks too. Ama? But its not always like that. I hate gals who wear pants all the time. Trousers they are. In that case I can buy what I like without been lured to do it. boss first of all its prank not plank even tho ur a kyuk theres no excuse for such blatant shrubbing.. secondly, u need to steer away from such mamas..the will only use and abuse u and in turn u will think all mamas are like that...a sawa mama is one who when she wants something, she works and gets it..anything u give shd be as a gift (bila strings from u i might add)..and with the money issue..thats tricky lakini rule of thumb is money and mates dont mix and dont give waht u cant afford to lose..
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Post by mrembo on Apr 23, 2005 13:28:24 GMT
Wooweee, ati Jod committed suicide Why didn't anyone tell me? Been wondering why my a*** has not been bothered in a while ;D Tweets, I never had a cry baby, but had a clinger who pi**ed the life out of me, but that's for another day. My best pal met this dude who decided ati there'd be no more keroro in her life. Anyway, he changed quite a lot in the chic and finally we never saw much of her juu the rest of us hangout too frequently for his liking. Wacha one day we all met up to go to the movies and the jamaa started crying ati my pal was not paying him any attention! The chic had to go home with the jamaa. Now I'm not one to ingilia peeps n their relationships lakini that day I was MAAAAAD, kwanza we had all travelled to go to her local cinema. The rest of us went to the cinema but I can tell you, I wish I also went home. I was so angry I cannot recall what we watched that night. I spoke to my pal the next day and she said the jamaa had cried the whole night. Wacha a few months later my pal discovered the jamaa was cheating on her with her neighbour I could have circumcised the idiot with a sthingy Then she now started unleashing more of his drama, it is not worth repeating juu it takes quite a lot from the male species. The dude cried when he couldn't do his work and my pal was too busy to help. He was paranoid around people she knew and never wanted them around. Imagine we went to some party one day and the jamaa refused to enter the hall ati until he and my pal entered hand in hand (or is it elbow in elbow) First time he spoke to me (two weeks into the relat) he was busy asking abt her past relations and was very worried abt people calling her mobile. I didn't like his vibe from day one and told my pal but she semad he was aiight, so I waited in the wings mpaka she saw it all. That doesn't mean sijapata my share ya scrubs, but hiyo is for another time. Cry baby I say nenda ukalilie kwenu, do I look like ya mathe
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Post by """"""" on Apr 23, 2005 15:44:05 GMT
Wooweee, ati Jod committed suicide Why didn't anyone tell me? Been wondering why my a*** has not been bothered in a while ;D Tweets, I never had a cry baby, but had a clinger who pi**ed the life out of me, but that's for another day. wewe mrembo wacha siasa and toboa about this clingy dude..i am all ears..i wish i cld give u a short storo to start u off lakini ive never had the misfortune of dating a needy person..lakini dont all men get needy at some point in the relationship ? ;D
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